start of sentence: omg
end of sentence: omfg
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
(via dont-you-let-itgo)
Why should women consider weightlifting?
- Weightlifting does not cause a lot of hypertrophy
- Improved metabolism
- Being stronger where it counts
- Mental clarity
- Everyday activities become easier
- Confidence boost
- ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
- Great stress reliever
- Become stronger than 70% of the male population
- Feel alpha as fuck
- Increase the chance of beating your boyfriend in wrestling
- Other reasons I can’t think of.
- Plus it’s just fucking sexy.
And this is from a guy’s perspective.
(via dont-you-let-itgo)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
(Source: vvumblr, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)
My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.
